Go to the Amazon Jungle.
Drop your rucksack in your rustic, wooden hut.
Grab a bite to eat. You’ll need all the nutrients you can get for the day ahead.
Take your pick – vegetable soup or a plate of fried larva?
Wear your gear and start looking for a cocoa tree.
Sing Destiny’s Child’s ”I’m a Survivor” as you wade through the jungle’s density.
Spot a cocoa and rip it from its tree.
Cut it open with a machete like the true gladiator that you are!
Remove the white bits, and leave the seeds out to dry.
Roast the seeds in a pan, then peel them and grind them into powder.
Put the powder in a pot, add sugar for taste and a splash of water. Melt over a grill.
Pat yourself on the back and enjoy the
fruits chocolate of your labour!